Alternative lyrics

Last year, I took some of the song lyrics and put my own spin on them... 

I've had another go this year...

ALBANIA

What’s the wailing for?

What’s the cost of tune in this song?

All I ever really want 

Is to halt it all, it's all so wrong

BULGARIA

I am such a big fat liar

I really did steal your tyre

The car was parked against the wall

But it was not driveable

BELGIUM

All alone in the zany zone

Are you ready to do soft play?

Knock down stuff, going in and out

Are you going climb or fall?

GERMANY

I’m needing some thinner, needing some paint

Needing a paintbrush that won't break

I’m not afraid of painting a fence

Sometimes it’s wet before it's dry

That’s what you call a perfect wife

ICELAND

You have used all the paper,

I'm on the loo, I've had a poo, oh phew.

IRELAND

But I’m buying a pie, I’m buying a pie

I’ll put it straight in my arms

Find the fridge on the farm then I’ll pay

LATVIA

Say it one more time

I forgot it, say it one more time

I forgot it, say it one more time

I forgot it, say it one more time

MOLDOVA

And he said

Mamma, mamma, don't breast feed here

I’m offended by your big boob

Mamma, mamma, put them  away

Can't you feed 'it' through a tube?

(based on an almost true story)

MACEDONIA

I don’t poo alone 

Wherever I am

The toddler follows

SAN MARINO

What's the spirit of the night, spirit of the night

Brandy, cognac, gin, tequila?

Spirit of the night, makes our wallets so much lighter

SLOVENIA

Saturday, I’m won’t coming back

I’ll hide away because I’ll get the sack

SPAIN

Do it for your liver, do it for your liver baby

Down a pint and saturate your liver

SWITZERLAND

I have got a strong big toe

All the way from Tokyo

Twenty years of training

Grandmaster of tae kwon do